Obama
One of the news reporters was making better parkour moves than he, jumping over buildings, over cars, somesalt over people, and Obama was very jealous and nervous. He started to leave some traps for the reporters, but they were to fast and to smart and he failed to evade them. After long running Obama stoped, and turned around and said:
"You motherfuckers want to ask me something I know that ! I'm not telling you about the breakfast that I had with a broken spoon, making a handstand on the table and crashing through my window and doing parkour moves in the city! ... Oops " he said
The news reporters said:
"Hahahahaha, no man we were trying to tell you that you forgot you pants at home and trying to take picture of your batman ironman underwear! hahahahaha"
And then Obama snapped. He gave the reporter one good right hander and knocks him down. The other reportes were furious and knocked down Obama and started to kick him in he head, after few kicks Obama's face looked like this:
After few minutes the reporters were gone, Obama got up cleaned him self and continued walking like nothing happened. While walking he got hungry and went to fast food restoraunt. He ordered something to eat, took a spon, broked it, finished with his meal, made handstand on the table and crashed through the window of the restoraunt. And with parkour moves he returned home and said:Oh man, what a day.